I found this site with loads of funny and appropriate (for any programmer or developer) quotes on it.
There are some absolutely fantastic quotes on it…
Once a new technology starts rolling, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road.
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows your whole leg off.
Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs, while the Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots. So far the Universe is winning.
One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs